Imagine your icon holding you in their arms, singing to make you feel better.
(via miyux)
I birthed it this morning and it was a boy. I feel so empty now….
I will crush you with the weight of this food baby. My body is not used to this quantity of bacon and cherries at the same time.
(via georgiaokweeffe)
chick en
the beak needs some dry brushing so it doesn’t look so crazy
plus fur(feathers) and gobblers
Yesyesyesyesyes yrs! This is the best. You are the best!
new leaf isn’t even expensive maybe if you stop buying weed you could afford it
There’s a horse in my sims’ town that has been walking backwards for HOURS, and he won’t stop…
I’m not sure if this creepy or hilarious.
(via dirkpee)
Figured out how to fix the weird text-clipping issue! I have no doubt I’ll be making more of these…“YOU’RE REALLY GONNA RING OUT THE GUY IN THE $6,000 SUIT? C’MOOOOOON”
COCKA COCKA CAAAAW
(via nicotinewhores)
*walks into the marijuanas store*
hello friends, i would like to make a purchase of marijuana and marijuana parapphernala for SMOKING the canabis
*cashy hands me a biG BOMG and i hand him a 10 doller bill*
thank u, marijuana man have nice day